My Shower Routine
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Best comic so far.
nice belly button
52 minute shower? Really?
Sometimes I stay in the shower until the hot water runs out.
Haha, I've been there! I just hope your not depriving others of their own. Nothing worse than a cold shower! Good comic, good joke too! Good job all over!
I always stay in the shower until the hot water runs out...
lol. Do shower activities for 3 minutes. Wow, the shower activities are such a miniscule part of your shower routine.
I only gets it to 46 min (9+21+13+3). What happened in the 6 min uncounted for?
It's actually 46 minutes.
Nice work Sarah. I'm guessing your a Mathematics Major?
Don't teach kids to waste water.
Hey, it's no worse than leaving the kitchen faucet running constantly just because I don't want to have to turn the handle every time I want water. Take THAT, planet!
Our planet is mostly water. It'll probably survive.
Yeah.. but we've polluted a vast majority of the water.. so it's very likely that we will run out. There are several documentaries on the issue.
KP, I would like to see the documentaries you are talking about and what year they were actually made. Since the '50's when these films you talk about were no doubt produced, the technology in the world has really progressed. The water you talk about is coming from fresh water sources, The Great Lakes, rivers, etc., etc. If you were to take a cruise in the last 20 or so years, the guests in many cases, depending on when the liner was built, were not drinking fresh water that was held in some huge container aboard ship.......they were drinking ocean water. This ocean water was made drinkable by a process call "Reverse Osmosis", or a more common process referred to as "Desalinization". Yes originally a very expensive task but today and in the future this process has become, just like many other things, more and more cost effective as technology advances. Now I'm not saying this gives us the right or ability to waste water, all I am saying is that things that need water to survive, due to science, we now have a much greater supply than once believed.
Try FLOW. Only a year or so old. And if it doesn't make you respect the cheap access we have to clean water in US while simultaneously hating the giant corporations (like Nestle) who prefer to kill people for profits than help them, nothing will.
sure our planet is mostly water, but only a small percentage of that water is actually drinkable, and we use that drinkable water to shower with... so the longer showers we take the more water we waste.
True, but water can be made drinkable. Drinkable water may run out, but more can be purified.
it's not as easy as it may sound... the availability of clean water is a serious global issue, the process of purifying water is highly energy intensive so perhaps instead of wasting and polluting water, maybe we can try to conserve it in the first place
hey!! it's not so bad as it seems. Air pollution may be. Soon der will be a chemical which can clean dirt in salty water of oceans.
He read the "21" as 27" like I did.
But not sing "13" as "73"?
I think that is because 73 seems too farfetched.
This is such a great webcomic! Keep it up! I love these!
If you had replaced "singing" with "masturbating" and I would believe this comic to be true.
You forgot to fap....
Just found the comic. It's pretty awesome! Keep up the good work!
Nice comic. And Dude, 99% of it is saltwater.
Actually, 97% is saltwater.
I like cheese
Ha-college was awesome, in the dorms--the hot water lasted FOREVER. You could ponder mysteries, masterbate, sing, and get wrinkly all over.
You'd think that "water would survive" but that is a totally ignorant statement. Educate yourself. At least? A 10-minute shower at 2.5 gallons per minute is 25 gallons of water used per shower. This isn't counting ALL of the water you drink, use to cook, wash other things, brush your teeth, give to your pets. Don't waste water.
Also, notice it only takes 3 minutes to get shit done in the shower.
It's a comic, relax
I'll just start drawing a comic of my neighbor's horse with your mom. You know, I might as well throw my neighbor in there too, and Michael Jackson - as he is NOW - because it's just a comic, so why not? Oh, and let's have Hitler going at her as well, because in my comic, your mom's totes hot for Hitler.
your a genius. I was looking for a creative web comic writer. your hired!
I hope you're a vegetarian because generating meat takes a hell of a lot more water than a relaxing shower. Something about black kettles and name calling.
It takes about 8 minutes to shower from head to toe. 3 minutes is enough to warm the water up and get your upper body covered with soap. Do you let your back stack dirt with that 3 minutes?
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This was me today. ....it's like you can see into my future! O>O
Read the "Blue Covenant" kids, the thought of a 52 minutes after that would make you feel like a pretty low human being.
yo i dont take showas cuz my hair cant be in da water ya dig playboy. a real ass thug like me keeps it real kna mean?
This is definitely exactly what I do in the shower. In fact, after reading this I posted it to my Tumblr and took a shower.
somewhere in africa, jesus weeps
*jackoff 5minutes
You, sir, are not the master of your domain.
ok guys. 1. its just a comic calm the frack down and enjoy it for the funny. 2. salt water can be purified. its a fact its something they teach you to survive if you happen to be stranded some where where there is only salt water to drink. so yeah 99 % of the earths water is salt water but we can still use it. im not saying that is a reason to waste im just saying get off your soap box. and no using a little of the oceans water wont kill the whales. :P
not to get nit picky, but the thing is... we shouldn't just rely on the fact that we know salt water can be desalinated, it takes a lot more energy and effort to make salt water drinkable vs. freshwater, it's kind of scary that people think it's okay to waste valuable natural resources because they think they can turn to an "easy" alternative source for something like clean water... i don't think i'm on any kind of soap box, i think people like me are just honestly concerned about the widespread belief that we can wastefully deplete an essential resource because there's an "easy alternative" to that resource... i dunno, this "take take take" attitude kinda scares me and i wish fewer people had it...
People c save water things more often than this post.let them decide and enjoy the post.
And while I'm not necessarily frightened by the "lightn up ppl waters evrywere newayz so jus go and fal asleep n da showere lololol" posts, I am terrified that these people can/will/do vote. Sigh.
i agree. i mean, i go for long showers but i conserve water in other ways through the day. i cant stand the idea of wasting water for no reason (at least im using shower water for a reason) "salt water can be purified. its a fact its something they teach you to survive if you happen to be stranded some where where there is only salt water to drink" <- um, okay. so unless youre going to purify cuploads of water yourself, do you want to drink salt water thats just been scooped up and hastily "purified" in a way a child can do it? because if you want to drink water thats been properly purified and filtered, its not that easy.
first pic killed my day :) may be shower should be cold? just a few seconds and all whese feelings... and words ;)
Dats so spensive. But no joking, the technology is really expensive. There are these plants that turn salt water into drinkable water, but only the richest countries can even ponder using this type of solution.
sorry i missed this comic, i was taking a looooooooooooooooooong shower
Aw my shower only allows for 15min of hot water, and the worst is, I mix the 3min up with all the rest so I always end up finishing in cold water :( long showers ftw :D and if you're so worried about wasting water, there are ways to 'save' the water you showered in for recycling. For example, re-route the pipe outside that sends it into the drains (if of course that's the type of shower you have) and use the water to water your garden, or collect it in a tank for future use in the garden or one can try purify it for other uses like washing clothes etc. I might not be too clued up on water recycle methods, but I do know if you worry so much and need to rant about saving the water, then you have the time to put some research into finding ways to recycle the water. I know at home we use the rerooting the pipe to water the garden and we have some pretty green grass :D
I am lucky to live in an apartment building with a huge boiler so after an hour my shower is still just as hot....which is good since it takes me that long just to stroke my monster to satisfaction. :D
HAHA!! I forwarded this to my wife so she could see there are others who shower like me!!
looks like two coconuts are hanging on this face ....
I must be old. First thing I thought was, "he must live in a residence hall because the water and gas/electric bills would be obnoxious!"
Meaning, the bills must be high but his room charges do not fluctuate based on how long his showers take.
Actually, with a charcoal filter it is quite a simple process. Also, contrary to what many believe, not as much of the worlds fresh water is polluted and in many cases were there is pollution it is filtered out through the regular processes used by water treatment facilities.
Its good to see that someone else is like me. Showers are a time for relaxation and are the only part of my day where I can get away from the world so if I need to spend a straight hour in the shower then I'm going to do so, water conservation be damned. I pay for it, I have a "low use" shower head and system that uses less water than average, and that water is there for me to enjoy. What I'm really surprised at is the fact that people are complaining about saving water and not about the energy it takes to heat up that water for an hour. :D. Were talking, hundreds of dead dinosaurs a day, burning up to just fuel my showers. Oh the luxuries of the first world. I also leave my lights on 24-7, drive a monster suv, and throw beer rings into rivers. Seriously, get over yourself people. Web comics aren't the place to be preaching. I'm sure that you can fins far more atrocious things to gripe about on the internet.
this LITERALLY made me really want to take a shower right now.. haha
I do the same thing EXCEPT the last 3 min are very hurried because I ran out of hot water and I'm trying to get my butt out!
I take two of those a day, everyday.
46 minutes??? That's a lot of hot water to pay for.
Good for you, but not a good use of earth resources..
Epic! Run out of hot water - Get pissed - Get out - Dry Off! Finish My Useless Day!
This is definitely exactly what I do in the shower. But I do some other things to...:)
I feel like this cartoon was written for me.
This is actually exactly what I do. But insidiously the landlord changed the hot water so now it no longer lasts as long. I usually have about a minute to shower.
That sounds like prison.
I didn't realize I wrote it like that, I meant 1 minute for shower related activities ;-) (like your last panel in that)
Haha. In that case, I'm in the same boat. I only start shower related stuff when the water starts getting cold.
you forgot furiously masturbate for 1 to 2 minutes
No wonder guys take so long in the shower. My male roommate takes hour long showers, and mine are only 15 minutes.
You forgot to put in masterbation.
LOL, Hilarious. Every one of you mall employees has some opinion about water usage. NOTE: No one is taking water in large portions and dumping it into space or on the moon, so stating that we are "wasting" water as if the oxygen and hydrogen molecules that make up H2O are disappearing. water that goes down the drain goes right back into the water supply... there is no "waste" if it sits in a pool, if it waters a dandelion, if i decide to pour water out my car window as i drive... it evaporates and goes right back into the cycle...
Lol best comic lo
This is really funny. But almost an hour of shower? I can only do that during the weekends and I wanted to relax.
wrong u stole the idea from thread on popular image board . u r being watched
this is definitely the story of my life when I shower, except triple everything
This is exactly what I do everyday. But instead of the singing part, I do something else, if you know what I mean.
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Derppppppppie derp.
You've exactly described my daily shower routine. I am guilty for this.
Well i do the same thing during shower :p..
Haha Great Comic....Feel like a Shower Coming along
Haha true story :) Everyone is like this :)
Wow. Someone spent time (2-3 minutes) thinking this up? Then a fair number of sophomorons spent even more time commenting. Nice to see that high school students today have so much free time.
It's just a comic about a shower. A funny one. Everybody in America has enjoyed a nice long shower at some point in their lives. Comics are exaggerations. This is depicting the small percentage of time that is actually being used to clean oneself during the total shower. The amount of time is really irrelevant, and so is bickering about water usage here. There are other sites for that.
I just watched FLOW. I will never masturbate in the shower again :( Seriously, it's a great documentary. I currently have watershed problems in the NJ town I live in as we speak. Water problems will affect us all much sooner than we think.
Too funny !! This is totally me
Don't waste H2O- Hot water from the sink & a wash Cloth- Rinse once for your face- once for your arms, once for your legs, once for your torso, & one last time for your private spot! Saves gallons of H2O!! Shower twice a week!
awww hell naw nigga you just went full retarded
ha ha ha its very funny
http://lolzland.com/post/37033004797/the-reason-why-i-stay-so-much-under-the-shower ^^ People are stealing your comic
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